I’m a god.
|Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl|
|God/Goddess of||The Stars|
|Created with quill18's MemeGen 2.0!|
Cool. I hang out with large black birds that are smart enough to turn on street lamps to keep warm.
A 60 ton sperm whale exploded on the streets of Taiwan the other day. I won’t give the gory details, but if you don’t believe me google it.
Update: Oh, alright.
Here is the ultimate Simpsons sound board.
Buy yourself a giant microbe.