Happy Birthday Zachary (5) and Samantha (6).
I’m a god.
Cool. I hang out with large black birds that are smart enough to turn on street lamps to keep warm.
Thanks to Amy, who also guessed the wrong animal on Entry #44.
A 60 ton sperm whale exploded on the streets of Taiwan the other day. I won’t give the gory details, but if you don’t believe me google it.
Update: Oh, alright.
Here is the ultimate Simpson’s quote site. With sound!
Buy yourself a giant microbe.