For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier...I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. -- Steven Wright
A Chip Off the Old Block
In honor of the emperor's coronation, the boy made this today with photoshop. He calls it "Darth Bush". You know your son is going to turn out ok when he recognizes fascism at the age of 15.
Movie Review: Hands on a Hard Body.
I love documentaries and this one is top notch. 23 Texas yokels compete for a new Nissan pickup by standing next to the truck with one hand on it at all times. No leaning, squatting or sleeping. Five minute breaks every hour. The last person standing drives that baby home. For the record, I picked the winner from the beginning. Yay for me. 4.4 starfish out of 5.
This year’s five dumbest criminal awards.
Pet Corner: Pets in uniform. Just $19.99.
This is a deer lamp. It signals the end of civilization as we know it.
[UPDATE:] I know I'm always kicking poor Fox News, but how pathetic are they? Watch the meltdown of the anchor on the left side of the screen when she gets blindsided by someone with common sense (thanks Oliver Willis).