Entry #697

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  --Woody Allen

The very first issue of “Nature” magazine, November 4, 1869.

Happy Birthday Martin Luther (1483).  He turns 522 years old today.

Spot the fake smile.  I got 14 out of 20, but I think some of the photos on the answer page were different from the test photos.

Pet Corner: Cuddle your pet even after it’s been cremated with Comfort Pets, the urn alternative.

Colin Powell is such a good liar, he can even help sell my piece of junk mini-van.

U.S. surrounded by WMDs.  Via Blah3, this is just unbelievable.

So churches around the country could tell their congregations that they should vote for a monkey for president in 2004, but when a priest publicly opposed this failed war, without telling his sheep how to vote, then the IRS steps in?

Calling James Randi.  This is an incredible street trick that is very well executed.  I’m sure the one guy who goes into the store with him is in on it.

Comments

[Heidi]

See u liked that Colin Powell used car certificate!

Check also the other mocking sites

on Condi Rice:

http://rumors.tmmnet.com/2008

on the Reps, Shrub and relatives:

http://rumors.tmmnet.com/onlinehealing

on other crap:

http://rumors.tmmnet.com

and of course on Tony Blair:

http://www.tmmnet.com/tony
http://www.tmmnet.com/tonysongs

Take care
Heidi

[Mixter]

I also got 14 out of 20. I guess that's pretty good? Who knows?

The "Nature" Magazine site is cool!

Mixter

[Heidi]

11 out of 20 - I gave more smiles to non-smilers than vice-versa, that's because I am a very optimistic person.