
This be me with a lady 'n gentleman o' fortune at my education centaarr. I've lost fifteen pounds since this photo was taken a few months ago. Yay for me, ya scurvy dogs.
For the answaarrr to the trivia booty from yesterday, the object's a backpack that turns into a seat when you be sittin' down. Aye, we fooled ye all and nobody be gettin' the doubloons.
And the interestin' thing about that there presidential chaarrrt? That scallywag Clinton be the only president in the last sixty years to leave office with a higher approval rating than when he began serving. A hearty "yaarrr" to the Big Dog, me mateys.
Captain Cook’s ship, The Endeavour, may have been found off the coast of me state. For some reason the fact that he discovered breadfruit and a substitute for grog has stuck with me since high bucaneer school. (Yes, I went there as a wee privateer. Aarrr.)
How to be speakin’ pirate-like.
Avast, ya picaroons, read about some notorious pirates here.
Was Darwin a pirate? He once owned a very cool skull-topped walking stick that no scrog would 'ave.
Alas, I be doubting pirates use the phrase "very cool".
Pilates of the Caribbean
This be a pirate's coffee to waarrd off the rum 'eadaches.
A pirate's_keyboard
be a simple thing, that even a keelhauled squiffy could use.
Take the pirate's lingo test to see if you are a real pirate. Twelve out of fifteen here.
