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Timewaster of the Week: Save Fred the bunny. I lost the patient.
Have a safe New Year's eve. The boy and I picked up The Simpson's season nine and ten yesterday so we could do our annual Simpson's marathon again this year. Which means I'll miss the New Year's eve Three Stooges marathon on channel 38 Boston once again. But hey, whatever the kid wants, right? Take the Stooges' sports quiz and get 2 Biomes points if you tie or beat my score (honor system). I got 13 out of 15 (it's really sad that I knew these answers).