Heinz has come up with a new “dip and squeeze” ketchup packet that will replace those “tear at the corner” ones we’ve used for decades. I couldn’t care less since I don’t use them, but the best line in the story is:
“To develop the new packet, Heinz staffers sat behind one-way, mirrored glass, watching consumers in 20 fake minivan interiors putting ketchup on fries, burgers, and chicken nuggets.”
Darwin on cats and humble bees.
Years ago I used to post a lot of funny and unusual road signs. This one wins.