Greatest winter storm prediction ever, by Elliot Abrams.
“Near the snow/rain line, giant marshmallow snow globs will aggregate into a pasty plaster that can topple trees as if they were toothpicks and snap electric and telephone wires as if they were telephone and electric wires.”
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